ckeel12201 Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 Granted but the fish will smell and taste of liquid ass.I wish for infinite knowledge!
V45H Posted August 20, 2015 Posted August 20, 2015 Granted but you know all the Details of your parents and grandparents sex life and they will haunt you foreveri wish for musical aptitude
Miro Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Granted but you know all the Details of your parents and grandparents sex life and they will haunt you foreveri wish for musical aptitudeGranted, but you will be deaf.I wish for an uncorrupted wish!
NegativeJ Posted December 23, 2015 Author Posted December 23, 2015 On 25/10/2015 at 3:07 PM, Miro said: Granted, but you will be deaf. I wish for an uncorrupted wish! Granted... However said corruption turns you into a succubus! I wish that miro would try to seduce exec.
Miro Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 12 hours ago, NegativeJ said: Granted... However said corruption turns you into a succubus! I wish that miro would try to seduce exec. Granted, But exec will stop working on aura because he spends all his time with me. I wish that everyone has a nice christmas
NegativeJ Posted December 24, 2015 Author Posted December 24, 2015 Granted but everyone died from an overdose of joy. I wish for an harem...
Miro Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 7 hours ago, NegativeJ said: Granted but everyone died from an overdose of joy. I wish for an harem... Granted, But it will be a harem for someone you hate. I wish for unlimited money
NegativeJ Posted December 27, 2015 Author Posted December 27, 2015 On 12/24/2015 at 7:29 AM, Miro said: Granted, But it will be a harem for someone you hate. I wish for unlimited money Granted but you get killed by a bus before you can use it. I wish for a wish.
Miro Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 1 hour ago, NegativeJ said: Granted but you get killed by a bus before you can use it. I wish for a wish. Granted, but the wish will only work on frog-related wishes. I wish for a crate of beer.
Yumiser Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 On 26/12/2015 at 2:23 PM, Miro said: Granted, but the wish will only work on frog-related wishes. I wish for a crate of beer. Granted, but it's already gone stale. I wish to be famous. ; ;
Miro Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 13 hours ago, Yumiser said: Granted, but it's already gone stale. I wish to be famous. ; ; Granted, but you will be the only person in the universe. I wish to get an new graphics card
Cosmos Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Miro said: Granted, but you will be the only person in the universe. I wish to get an new graphics card Granted. Your new graphics card is a GeForce 256. Have fun playing the first Rollercoaster tycoon. I wish for world peace 1
Zira Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 On 4/26/2016 at 8:23 AM, Cosmos said: Granted. Your new graphics card is a GeForce 256. Have fun playing the first Rollercoaster tycoon. I wish for world peace Granted... But the whole world will drown in flood... I wish for Cheeze Burger
DennouNeko Posted June 9, 2016 Posted June 9, 2016 On 31.05.2016 at 6:11 PM, Zira said: Granted... But the whole world will drown in flood... I wish for Cheeze Burger Granted, but a cat got his paws on it before you could enjoy it. I wish to be accepted into magic academy.
Yumiser Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) On 09/06/2016 at 2:58 PM, DennouNeko said: Granted, but a cat got his paws on it before you could enjoy it. I wish to be accepted into magic academy. Granted But the whole place goes up in flames the next day, you are the only survivor. I wish for a kitten Edited June 21, 2016 by Yumiser
YaibaToKen Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 On 21/06/2016 at 6:20 PM, Yumiser said: Granted But the whole place goes up in flames the next day, you are the only survivor. I wish for a kitten Granted but the lil kitten turned out to be a world eater. I wish I got paid according to my performance at work
Miro Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Granted, but you will still make less than you do now. I wish for a longer vacation
YaibaToKen Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 29 minutes ago, Miro said: Granted, but you will still make less than you do now. I wish for a longer vacation Granted but you'll spend them in a coma
xeroplz Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 @YaibaToKen wishes that he actually typed a wish on his last post. Granted, but it will become part of my post. I wish for Harambe the Gorilla to come back to us RIP
YaibaToKen Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 7 hours ago, xeroplz said: @YaibaToKen wishes that he actually typed a wish on his last post. Granted, but it will become part of my post. I wish for Harambe the Gorilla to come back to us RIP Ouch, thanks, didnt even notice. Granted, she comes back as a zombie and dies of starvation, everyone with a brain is currently staying at home, working on Aura I wish I mastered all programming languages.
Miro Posted July 31, 2016 Posted July 31, 2016 On 7/30/2016 at 1:24 PM, YaibaToKen said: Ouch, thanks, didnt even notice. Granted, she comes back as a zombie and dies of starvation, everyone with a brain is currently staying at home, working on Aura I wish I mastered all programming languages. Granted, but there will be a solar flare which wipes out all computers. I wish for more sun like the past few weeks in the netherlands
YaibaToKen Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 20 hours ago, Miro said: Granted, but there will be a solar flare which wipes out all computers. I wish for more sun like the past few weeks in the netherlands Granted, but the same solar flare that wipes out all computers also burns down the Netherlands to a crisp, turning it into The Nether. I wish I could afford moving out of my parent's house
toru Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you move into an apartment complex that noisy people live in. I wish I had the most powerful laptop in the whole world, and for it to not need much electricity. Edited September 10, 2018 by toru
exec Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Granted, but it's so advanced that it's incompatible to each and every program and game out there. I wish I had more time for my open-source projects.
YaibaToKen Posted September 21, 2018 Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/10/2018 at 10:22 AM, exec said: Granted, but it's so advanced that it's incompatible to each and every program and game out there. I wish I had more time for my open-source projects. Granted but you'll lose all motivation to work on them whilst being forced to spend every waking moment improving them, and every second of sleep being plagued with nightmares over the unmanageable expectations and needs of said projects. I wish my work contract gets aproved.
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