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Corrupt the Wish above you


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12 hours ago, NegativeJ said:

Granted... However said corruption turns you into a succubus!

I wish that miro would try to seduce exec.

Granted, But exec will stop working on aura because he spends all his time with me.
I wish that everyone has a nice christmas :)

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On 09/06/2016 at 2:58 PM, DennouNeko said:

Granted, but a cat got his paws on it before you could enjoy it.

I wish to be accepted into magic academy.

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But the whole place goes up in flames the next day, you are the only survivor.

 

 

I wish for a kitten

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On 21/06/2016 at 6:20 PM, Yumiser said:

Granted
But the whole place goes up in flames the next day, you are the only survivor.

 

 

I wish for a kitten

Granted but the lil kitten turned out to be a world eater.

I wish I got paid according to my performance at work

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7 hours ago, xeroplz said:

@YaibaToKen wishes that he actually typed a wish on his last post.

Granted, but it will become part of my post.

I wish for Harambe the Gorilla to come back to us -_- RIP

Ouch, thanks, didnt even notice.

Granted, she comes back as a zombie and dies of starvation, everyone with a brain is currently staying at home, working on Aura ;)

I wish I mastered all programming languages.

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On 7/30/2016 at 1:24 PM, YaibaToKen said:

Ouch, thanks, didnt even notice.

Granted, she comes back as a zombie and dies of starvation, everyone with a brain is currently staying at home, working on Aura ;)

I wish I mastered all programming languages.

Granted, but there will be a solar flare which wipes out all computers.

I wish for more sun like the past few weeks in the netherlands :)

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20 hours ago, Miro said:

Granted, but there will be a solar flare which wipes out all computers.

I wish for more sun like the past few weeks in the netherlands :)

Granted, but the same solar flare that wipes out all computers also burns down the Netherlands to a crisp, turning it into The Nether.

I wish I could afford moving out of my parent's house

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On 9/10/2018 at 10:22 AM, exec said:

Granted, but it's so advanced that it's incompatible to each and every program and game out there.

I wish I had more time for my open-source projects.

Granted but you'll lose all motivation to work on them whilst being forced to spend every waking moment improving them, and every second of sleep being plagued with nightmares over the unmanageable expectations and needs of said projects.

I wish my work contract gets aproved.

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